: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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