Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
