...so i touched it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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