Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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