I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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