Don't make out with my wife yet
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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