Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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