Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
handjob tips. give me some.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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