We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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