Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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