we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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