Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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