you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
