You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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