covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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