Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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