do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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