is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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