shes about as inviting as chlamydia
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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