what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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