Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
