Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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