So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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