Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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