She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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