you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
