For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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