He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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