Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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