ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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