hell yes lets make some ravioli
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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