Are we in a gay sports bar?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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