Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I hate your face
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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