he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Farmville is her only friend.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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