are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
