Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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