I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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