I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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