You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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