My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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