she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
