he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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