I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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