I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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