thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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