if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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