Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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