For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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