we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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