love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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